Violet, Age 4

 "Hey, mom, did you know that if we cut off our heads we can be alive for 7 minutes!? Can we try that?"

"No."

"No fair, you always say no!"

City Girl

(Shopping Costco in Colorado in a more rural area)

Olive, leaning in to whisper: "Eight."
Me: "Eight? Eight what?"
Olive: "Eight grown ass men wearing overalls."