In line at the Costco Food Court
Middle-aged Caucasian-looking man: Your son has the most interesting hair.
MACLM: What do you call that color?
Me: Uh.........blonde. (Is this a trick question?)
MACLM: What's his natural color?
Me: Excuse me?
MACLM: You know, his real hair color? If you didn't dye it?