Friday, March 14, 2014

New Shoe Orgasm

There is nothing like new ugly running shoes, especially if you're a cheapskate like me and refuse to buy a new pair until you're on the verge of permanent crippling + 2 months. It's like I just won the lottery, when in reality I'm $145 poorer. I CANNOT WIPE THE BIGGEST, DORKIEST SMILE OFF MY FACE.

300-400 miles? Pish! I could totally figure it out if I weren't lazy because I collect useless fitness data. Strava says I've gone 111 miles in the last 28 days (still will add a few more tonight) and it's been a total shit month. Add all the times I know I should take them off (to save them for their intended purpose) and don't (= everyday) + phone pedometer which I only carry outside the house says I average 18K steps/day x around Halloween old =


Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Not So Diplomatic Olive

Grandpa: Okay Olive, G got to pick the first chair, so you get to pick the first blanket.
Olive: I want the one he wants.
Grandpa: (Laughing) But what one do you want?
Olive: Whatever blanket he wants...THAT ONE.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

All Olive Wants for Christmas

"Mom! I got to tell Santa two things I want for Christmas! Zoomer and a Kindle Fire HD Does It!"

I dare you to correct her. Believe me, G has tried.

At least it seems she has finally comes to terms with not getting an iPad. Sort of.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Selfies (With Tongue)

I don't know how to use my new phone, but Callum will teach me.