Friday, September 11, 2015

Callum on Priorities

First self driven destination in his new wheelchair, hopped up on two narcotics? Fridge, for a yogurt raid.

Friday, September 04, 2015

Jason on the Big V

V is for vasectomy.

Despite constant nagging for the last nine months, someone hasn't made any inquiries about the procedure that's supposed to happen before the end of the year, and someone's wife refuses to call and schedule it for him, because INAPPROPRIATE.

"I just want to be like a dog in the front seat of the car with his head out the window on the way to the vet. 'Oh boy! Oh boy! Where are we going?'"

And then Tone Loc's Wild Thing Came on the Radio

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

All About Callum

I am 4 years old.
My favorite color is all the colors.
I love blankies.
A word that describes me is pink.
One thing I don't like is poop.
I want to be Mom when I grow up.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

So In Love

Olive:  Can I give Violet a kiss?
Mom:  Yes!
Callum:  Can I poke her wif a spoon?
Mom:  No.