Wednesday, August 26, 2015

So In Love

Olive:  Can I give Violet a kiss?
Mom:  Yes!
Callum:  Can I poke her wif a spoon?
Mom:  No.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Should Callum Share His Ice Cream?

Callum and I were out having a special treat.  At first he was very quiet, and then I noticed him dividing his little scoop into three sections

"This is for Olwif, and this is for Gam!"

Way to go, Elephant & Piggie!  Mo Willems, we could really use "Should I Share My Play Kitchen and Related Accessories?" if you could possibly find the time.

Callum for the Win

He understands how to play, but still usually loses.  Time for a new strategy!

"You play Tic-tac-toe wif me?"
"Okay!  I go first!"  As always, he takes the middle square.  "Your turn!"
I mark an X on the top right.
"I am X."  Makes an X over mine with his pen, claiming it as his own.  "Now it's my turn!"  Makes another X.

Yay cheating!

Monday, August 10, 2015

I Am in an Elephant and Piggie Book

I need white papah.
You can go get white paper.
I can't.
Why can't you?
Because I can't weach.
You can use a stool.
I can use a stool!
You can use a stool.
I will use a stool!
I will be right back!
Okay!  Just don't let Mr. Wuffles out.
Okay!  I will be right back!
I will be right back!
You will be right back!
I will be right back!
I will be right back!

And it just kept going, and going, and going.

Saturday, August 08, 2015

Callum's Terms of Endearment II

"You is a poopy asshole!"
"Callum James!"
"I not say dat."
"What did you say?"
"I uhhh...uhhh...umm...uhhh....I call her asiago!"

(Edited to add: Gouda is still "apple cheese.")

Thursday, August 06, 2015

Olive Makes a Reading Goal

To increase her third row reading motion sickness stamina.