Sunday, March 09, 2008


My first trip to Walmart in a year.

"Hi. Do you know what aisle I can find antibacterial moist towelettes?"
"Little antibacterial wipes? They come individually packaged, maybe 20 in a little box."
"Similar idea as Purell, but in a little wipe?"
"Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Like they give you in a restraunt after you eat ribs for cleaning up."
"Oh! Right this way!"

Friday, March 07, 2008

Too Late

"How do you spell 'booty'?"
"B-O-O-T-Y spells booty. B-O-O-T-Y."


Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Thank You, Dear Husband

There's just something about my son telling people (read strangers) that the baby is actually safely tucked away "inside a baby holder called a uterwus."