Friday, July 24, 2015

Callum's Terms of Endearment

You know things are going well when you are called a cookie, complete with eyelash batting, head tilt, and special smile.

"I go wif you, Cookie Mommy?"
Or my favorite, "Hello my cookies!"

The above is also used when he wants something and thinks the way to get it is to be irresistibly charming.

The exact opposite of a cookie, reserved for DEFCON 1 hysteria, is a "Poopy asshole."  I have never been one, but his siblings sure have.  

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Callum on Meeting Maya

"Is dis my baby sister Viowet?"

Friday, July 17, 2015

Callum on TV at Gymboree

"Where's the remote?"

When Opposites Attract

Mr:  What do you want to watch?
Mrs:  I don't know.   I'm going to go get into something more comfortable first.
Mr:  And I am going to get uncomfortable!
Mrs:  ?
Mr:  Ice cream!
Mrs:  Oh.  I was going to ask if you want to share an apple.

Silence, and then we both burst out giggling.

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Olive's Rules

We knew she had a dark side, but this is DARK.

Friday, July 03, 2015

Ickey Nouse

Callum, May 2015