Funny

Laughter Before Coffee

This morning I was royally cussed out, in tantruming baby babble, for taking his earwig away. But then I pointed out last night's kitchen fly still buzzing around and BAM! all was forgotten distracted. So he toddled around after that, greeting it with the friendliest little "Hi!" each and every time it landed, until I turned my back long enough for him to get at the cat bowls and make cat food soup.

Life is good.

Olive on the Presidential Election

Out of nowhere ...

"Mama?"
"Yes, dear?"
"Do you know why I'm not gonna vote for Mitt Romney?"
"Uhhhh...no."
"Because when he was a kid he holded down another kid and cut his hair! That makes him a bully! I'm not voting for bullies!"