Don't Wanna Be an American Idiot

In the car, radio playing, spaced out Mommy.

Olive: I know what a redneck is, and I know what an agenda (day planner) is, but what's a redneck agenda?
Tired Mommy: Well, um, rednecks traditionally vote Republican...
Olive: So they don't want gay people to get married!
Tired Mommy: A lot of Republicans have had a change of heart recently and are now supporting equal...
Olive: Which reminds me, I've been meaning to ask: how DO gay people make babies? And can you really not get to the end of a rainbow? Daddy said you can't, but I really want to try! I also want to make barrettes!

Always Inappropriate Olive

"Dad! I'm going to my room with three strange men!"
Cue my silent, WHAT THE FUCK! reaction.
Jason, "It's a line from Mystery Men."