Violet had put a surprising number of DVDs in the living room VCR.
(Yes, it's 2017, and we have more than one VCR.)
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Olive and the IEP
For her upcoming Gifted IEP Olive was asked the consider the following:
What do you see for your future?
"Dead things."
What strengths do you have?
"Reading for long periods of time without blinking. Playing dead."
What weaknesses do you have?
"Cute things. Being annoying when I'm not supposed to." (Evil grin.)
What are some hobbies or areas of interest?
"Yelling, screaming..."
So can I respond, "Olive is good at being an ass"?
What do you see for your future?
"Dead things."
What strengths do you have?
"Reading for long periods of time without blinking. Playing dead."
What weaknesses do you have?
"Cute things. Being annoying when I'm not supposed to." (Evil grin.)
What are some hobbies or areas of interest?
"Yelling, screaming..."
So can I respond, "Olive is good at being an ass"?
Sunday, May 07, 2017
Popsicles vs. Placentas
Popsicles were on crazy sale if you bought four boxes, which I can, because I live in a family of locusts, and global warming is real.
When I got home only one would fit in the our jammed freezer. I have a second fridge/freezer at my dad's house a mile away, but I was far too drained.
"Hey, would you say a placenta is about the size of a box of popsicles?"
As luck would have it we have three placentas, the oldest of which is now...omg 9, that Jason has yet to bury.
Out came the medical waste, and in went the popsicles, because that's how I get shit done.
(A box is the same size as a placenta, like exactly.)
So then we defrosted them. One leaked blood all over Jason's phone that happened to be sharing the same counter space. He acted all wtf, but I know he loves a good drinking story, and now he has one.
You're welcome, Jason!
No need to guess, they were all labeled inside. SO FUCKING COOL. I was not expecting the amniotic sacs to be attached, complete, and in such perfect shape, but they were! So stretchy, and translucent! Also, perfect umbilical cords! The 19 month old one was seriously fresh, the 6 and 9 year old ones only slightly less so.
I wish I'd refrozen Violet's to share with the kids again a down the road, but not enough to go dig it up. Yet. Poor baby will not remember seeing hers or get to poke it in all it's very bloody glory. But, yay pictures!
When I got home only one would fit in the our jammed freezer. I have a second fridge/freezer at my dad's house a mile away, but I was far too drained.
"Hey, would you say a placenta is about the size of a box of popsicles?"
As luck would have it we have three placentas, the oldest of which is now...omg 9, that Jason has yet to bury.
Out came the medical waste, and in went the popsicles, because that's how I get shit done.
(A box is the same size as a placenta, like exactly.)
So then we defrosted them. One leaked blood all over Jason's phone that happened to be sharing the same counter space. He acted all wtf, but I know he loves a good drinking story, and now he has one.
You're welcome, Jason!
No need to guess, they were all labeled inside. SO FUCKING COOL. I was not expecting the amniotic sacs to be attached, complete, and in such perfect shape, but they were! So stretchy, and translucent! Also, perfect umbilical cords! The 19 month old one was seriously fresh, the 6 and 9 year old ones only slightly less so.
I wish I'd refrozen Violet's to share with the kids again a down the road, but not enough to go dig it up. Yet. Poor baby will not remember seeing hers or get to poke it in all it's very bloody glory. But, yay pictures!
Friday, May 05, 2017
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