Lazy Mommy in the other room: Are you okay?
Cracker: Yes Mommy!
Lazy Mommy in the other room: Be careful!
(Two minutes later)
(Followed by sound of metal hitting hard flooring and spinning to a stop)
Lazy Mommy contemplates getting up, heart rate accelerating ever so slightly but not breaking into a sweat: Yes?
Cracker: Me is otay.............again.