Single White Male

Code name: The Cracker
Age: 6.5 years old

Interests and Activities:

• museums
• literature
• transportation
• collecting sticks and other forms of nature
• dressing up/role play
• good guys vs. bad guys
• play fighting
• weaponry
• 6 year old male humor
• all money making schemes
• fundraising prizes!
• party favor junk

Turn-offs:

• bedtime
• being asked to pee before a long car trip

Favorite food?
Pink Lady apples

Favorite animal?
My cat Corie

Favorite books:
Mr. Putter and Tabby (series)
Skippyjon Jones (series)
Chicks and Salsa
Eight Animals Bake a Cake

Aspirations:

• To sell random free shit treasures I find, like leaves, to strangers.
• lose a baby tooth

Anything else?

I am as sweet and loving as I am energetic. I am known for being that kid who is nice to everyone; I will never be mean to you or put you down. For this reason I am always given the role of ambassador to new students. I am loved by the ladies and find myself the only male at many (intimate) birthday bashes, and if I don't stop getting invited to everyone's party my parents will soon go broke. I love life, my family, and especially my little sister. My parents are so proud of the young man I've become.