So I'm getting out of the shower and over the baby monitor I hear 3 year old Olive raging @ "Gwam":
"YOU'RE A BABY! AND YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS! YOU'RE A BABY DUMB-ASS!!!"
Forget my strict no name-calling policy. Way to raise the insult bar and rip him a new one, dear.
I say a lot of things, but she didn't get this one from me.
And my 3rd grader thinks "darn" and "heck" are punishable by death naughty.
(He doesn't swear at all. For reals.)
Just finds ways to casually mention that he has a penis.
(All the time.)
(Like his father.)
My hands are full.
(Jason, not with penis, but I thank you in advance for the offer that I know is coming.)