Presenting us with charts of developmental milestones for 3, 4, and 5 year olds, Olive's teachers place her solidly into the 5 year old category page after page. She is only 4 years and 22 days old.
"Honestly, both her peers and the preschool curriculum are really holding her back. She is one smart little cookie!"
(Again, NAEYC accredited school, not someone's grandma running daycare out of her living room blowing smoke up our asses.)
Which is good, because we can continue to devote all of our energy to her...ahem...behavior at home. At school she is a perfect little angel.