Olive on Evolution

(Used as greeting) "Did you know I used to be a chimpanzee?"

"Wow!"

(Sensing 'dult placating bullshit.) "No! Really! Gwam told me. It was a really long time ago, before Pappy was born."

"Oh! Okay. Actually, humans..."

"You mean people."

"Fine. People evolved..."

"UGH! I AM PEOPLE!"