This morning as we were walking to school Olive told me an extremely detailed account about what had happened the night before when Jason had walked her and the boys to school for a planetarium event. Basically all the boys purposely left the safety of the paved trail, darting into the street, IN THE DARK, for no apparent reason, RISKING THEIR LIVES. The morons!
Weird. We had just walked that route a few hours earlier without incident.
"Actually, that's not what really happened. But if I had been writing a story that's how it would have gone."