"HAY GUCK" as in a truck that transports hay...duh.
According to the Cracker, cows and "orses" eat hay, but no one else at the "E-I-E-O" does.
And for those of you who didn't already know, ducks are NOT birds. They're DUCKS. They swim in the water, but they do not fly because they are not birds and they are not airplanes. And if you happen to see a duck fly as the Cracker has on numerous occasions, well, you deny it over and over, because who likes to be wrong?
And so our newest expression is "When ducks fly!"