Monday, May 08, 2006

Not really that funny

but in my current state of mind it is.

From my dad:

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak

"What the hell is anal glaucoma," he asks?

She answers, "I can't see my ass coming in to work today."

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