We are nothing if not polite

Scene at Target yesterday

Target dude hands me my bags, I say: "Thank you!"
Target dude turns to next customer.

"MOMMYMOMMYMOMMY! DAT MAN NO SAY YOUSE IS WECOME! YOUSE IS WECOME! DAT MAN NO SAY YOUSE IS WECOME!"

Target dude turns red: "You're welcome, Ma'am."


God I hate being called Ma'am.