This afternoon I came home to find the Cracker with a hammer, pliers, and every roll of Christmas/Birthday/Wedding/New Baby wrapping paper I've collected over the years spread across the living room floor.
"What are you doing?"
I grabbed a vehicle, got down on all fours, and made a lame ass girly attempt at playing cars.
(Shaking his head.) "No Mommy, the roads aren't done yet. Those are just the pipes."