A while back we finally gave in a went to an Indian Casino buffet for dinner. It only took 4 years of everyone telling us to give it a try.
As we were exiting the restaurant a Pow Wow was letting out.
"Hey Mommy! Hey Daddy! Look at all the cwowns!"
(Whispering) "Those aren't clowns, they're Native American Dancers."
"No they're not. They're cwowns! Wow! I weally like their cwown costumes!"
(Still whispering) "See all the feathers on their heads? Those are called headdresses. Clowns don't wear feathers."
(Hissing at J) "Stop laughing and walk faster!"